The POST newspaper is usually pretty ho-hum.
But this week, a picture of some bloke wearing a T-shirt that reads "We are tramily" on page 17 made me wake up long enough to read the article.
I won't go into too much detail (you can read it yourself) but this guy Justin Heazelwood, sounds like he should be a hangy.
To quote Justin " a tram is when a bus and a train have sex and the train smokes during pregnancy".
That's gold.
